MAGIC SPICES

Buffs:
-heat resistance
-cold resistance
-fireproof
-increased stamina (swim/climb/run slightly longer before getting exhausted)
-increased strength (you could suplex a boulder)

Good effects
-a good night's sleep
-five hour energy
-gummy bears potion
-cures an allergy (seafood, peanuts, etc)

Weird effects
-allows you to speak to squirrels
-turns your hair funny colors
-sparkling
-glowing
-puts hair on your chest

All effects last for about an hour.